Friday, September 12, 2008

People I Want to Kill, Vol. III

Originally posted on myspace: March 19, 2007 - Monday

People I Want to Kill, Vol. III
Current mood: exhausted

Don't have much time, but I needed a small break from my midterm work to give you three people who read my lowly little blog the latest installment of P.I.W.T.K:

Here goes:

People I Want to Kill, Vol. III

This one is simple. One word. Me.

Yes, I want to kill me. I want to die. I want to sleep forever. I want to take a dirt nap. I would like to push up daisies...

The method of my demise? Well, that's easy. It's already begun and has been in the works for two years now... SCHOOL.

Yes, school. It's killing me. If school doesn't kill me, nicotine will. Who will get to me first? Time will tell. Yet another all nighter with more nicotine and caffeine coursing through my beleaguered system. And if those two things don't get to me fast enough, I'm sure that I'll accidentally stab myself in the carotid artery while building a model with no sleep, and bleed to death.

I'd jump out the window, but I live on the first floor. The most I'd get would be some scratches and some bruises that would hopefully make a nice pattern on my unshaven legs.

Alright. I have to get back to this shit.

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